Stat-u-ary on a Silly Sat-ur-day

I always hate to pretend like I'm an art critic, but...The Psychiatrist Is In...is on sale for 23 hundred dollars. ($2300.00)

She had to be a special model,
to be part of my photo and rhyme.
But I have a distinct feeling,
she'll be IN for a long, long, time.

Let me know if you want the artwork,
let me know if you want the piece.
I'll try to broker a deal,
before the price it doth increase.