When The Mice Are Away, ......

....... the cat will play.

What else do I get the class to make Egyptian headdresses for if not for me to enjoy a bit of solitary cosplay after hours?

I am Thoth, scribe of the gods. I am also the author of all works of science, religion, philosophy and magic, as well as the inventor of astronomy, astrology, the science of numbers, mathematics, geometry, surveying, medicine, botany, theology, civilised government (is that a thing?), the alphabet, reading, writing and oratory, and the true author of every work of every branch of knowledge, human and divine.

Damn! Even Chuck Norris would tremble before my mighty brain.