Dogs in action

We is super heroes, we is.  We go into protect and defend mode at the drop of a hat, when a dog trots by, or if we hear a ruckus.  In fact we kind of like adding to the ruckus.  It's a lot of fun, but it doesn't pay to be near us if you have a headache.  We would add to it, we promises.

Then she says SHUT UP.  And then we bark some more.  And then she says (if we are inside) "don't make me get up".  If we make her get up, she heads straight for the squirty bottle, and then we run for cover.

If we are outside, she says, George, Harry: inside NOW.   That really does mean now, so generally that's what we do.

SHE actually won't leave us outside in the front on our own-e-o, because she says we are steal-able (whatever that means), so we is under guard at all times.

We is allowed in the back garden on our own, but the same barking rule applies.  So not fair.