Santa Fuel

It is a tradition to leave a little gift for Santa and one of the lucky Reindeers. When I was a child it was a glass of brandy a carrot and a fag (Northern life eh), being modern parents we have elected to drop the cigarette.

Looking at the Norad Santa tracker he has now delivered over 3 billion presents, if that is an average of 2 per house then that has to be over 1.5 billion glasses of brandy. I suspect that Santa might be more than a little drunk and the Sleigh is going to be well out of control by the time it gets to our village, maybe we should leave him a coffee.

I hope you all have a very Happy Christmas.

Cheers

D

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