Nessie Goes South

Hey gang! I have just seen the Loch Ness Monster in a pond near Epping. How did it get here? Search me. Anyway, for £10* I will give you the location so you can see it for yourself. But hurry - it might not be here for long.

With no news coming out of parliament and a zombie government announcing very little I fully expect this to be on News at Ten tonight.


*Please email me cash.