Taffy - Christmas comes early

I'm afraid I manage to retain an almost childlike love for sweeties - or candy as they say in the US.
And there are certain types of candy you just can't get in the UK - like salt water taffy, the little sweets spilling out of the bag, and very soon into my mouth I can assure you.
Turkish taffy is a variation on a theme, fishy crackers are a cheesy snack and I've never tried the dark fudge peppermint kettlecorn but am told it's awesome.
Can't eat the t-shirt from a brewery in Belize but I bet I'm the only person in Scotland with one