Living' in a Box

Can't quite explain exactly what's happening here really.

The box contained 12 bottles of wine sent to Chris by his PR Company. They will be added to the 12 we recently ordered and the six that a someone gave Chris because he gave them a free copy of Heimat. That's a lot of wine.

Our turkey arrived this morning. It came with a note saying they had sent us a bigger one than we ordered at no extra cost. As we ordered quite a big one anyway, my mum isn't coming anymore and my brother is vegetarian I think we are going to have quite a lot leftover!

You wouldn't think that a nine year old boy was only slightly larger than 12 bottles of wine, would you?