My monty python

Arthur:If you do not open this door we will take this castle by force.
French guy:Oh shut up you English pig your mum was a hamster and your dad was a duck.
Arthur:So be it.
French guy:Fire le cow.
Then a cow is shot out the castle on to Arthur.
Ps I think Arthur looks like...
If this reaches three stars of something I will reveal who I think is Arthur