Ode To A Stuffed Fish

My First Pome Poem

Hello, my name is Moby.
I'm feeling such a dick,
Stuck in a box of stuffies,
While this a*hole does his Blip

I wish that nice lady would buy me,
Make me happy as a fish could be.
And if her snotty kids didn't like me,
She could throw me back into the sea

By Agan (aged 5-and-a-half)