What're You Twining About?

My Dear Fellows & Dear Princess,

Today has been a day marked by lots of housework. This is because we have guests imminent. Macca and her two teenage kids are due to arrive any minute.

I told Lemon this on Thursday. 

"Teenagers?" she asked.
"Yes," I said.
"Do you have wi-fi?" she asked.
"Yes," I said.
"You should be all right," she muttered, darkly.

So not much to report as yet. Other than I bought these two packets of tea at the supermarket yesterday.

I can confirm, having tried both, that there is no discernible difference between NZ Breakfast Tea and English Breakfast Tea. Mmmmmaybe the Kiwi one was a little stronger. Or maybe I just left the bag in too long.

I wonder what Scottish Breakfast Tea tastes like? Is it the same as English Breakfast Tea but with a One O'Clock Banger in it?

S.

p.s. Today's title is, of course, a tribute to Bokhara.