Bûche de Noël

caked again!

this time for the Christmas knees-up at my French class. With only 5000 calories per slice, we won't need to eat again 'til 2013....

If anyone wants to make this I strongly advise you not to use the BBC Good Food recipe which is a pile of shite and nearly killed me. It looks so easy. It isn't. It's a sucky sucky recipe and I hate it.