The epitome of joy unabated

A naff photo, but one that tells a story.

It's the story of a little boy. A little boy trapped in the body of a fat, old bloke. So maybe a couple of little boys then. That would explain the mood swings. Anyway. I digress. The little boy had been searching his whole life for a rectangular baking tray. Imagine, if you can, his utter heartbreak when the only one he can find in the store is square. :-( Maybe there were tears. There weren't, but it's fair to say that there was quite a lot of pouting going on. Suddenly that frown is turned upside down. The baking tray was extendable. Big-ass pizza night was saved and he lived happily stuffed ever-after. 

The end.