Hellish

My Dear Princess & Dear Fellows,

Caro started the day early. She was up and about before me!

This didn't stop Punky waking me up to give him breakfast. Yes, there might be another actual human person already up to feed him, but it JUST DOESN'T TASTE THE SAME unless it is me doing it.

I resentfully slurped my way to the kitchen, put some food in a bowl and put it in front of him. 

"Ew," he said. And effed off back to his bed without even giving it a lick.

Sassen-frassen-rassen pussycats...

There was quite a bit of sassen-frassen from Caro too. She was trying to Skype with her mates for a "Friday Night Out In Edinburgh". Hence the early start. But Skype was not playing. Caro's strategy is to SWEAR LOUDLY at her PC until tech support (me) comes in and fixes it.

Ten minutes later, I could hear her and her pals whooping it up in the bedroom, there was the occasional clink of wine bottle to glass. Because I am a good husband I delivered a breakfast/brunch pie to her after an hour because the thought of Caro having WINE FOR BREAKFAST made me afraid for the toilet.

However, I needn't have worried. Caro was pretty sensible (and she ate the pie). By noon it was all over and she was only just merry. 

As for me, it was time to go out! I went to see "Hellboy" with Joshua and I liked it. It was not as good as the Guillermo del Toro Hellboy movies, but there was still enough violence, swearing and humour in there to keep me happy. One of the demons is Liverpudlian. It's these things that make a quality film in my opinion.

S.

p.s. Oh, but FYI, it is really very gory compared to the previous movies so I'm not sure it is Mini-Princess worthy.