Chief.

Make no mistake, this dude was chief ding-a-ling of the yard. Just look at his eyes staring at you. Look at him standing up straight to attention like a drill sergeant on those fine looking muscular drum stix. I wasn't going to put a foot out of line in his yard. He looks like he means business. I'm no chicken expert but I was chicken of him!!!

Ps. To get the "business" look on his face you need to go LARGE