Ottawacker Jr wants an abacus for Christmas

... because he needs one to tot up the massive number of points inflicted on him by his cruel and vindictive parents in tonight's massive pre-bedtime Uno face off.

Encouragement, support? Nah. if I've got a good hand, he's going down... And you know what? He loves it. He's turned into a good sport and can take a Uno thrashing with a smile on his face. 

I have no idea where that comes from. But it'll stand him good stead as a Liverpool fan.