I can't dance

This fella is the first item that Sam and I bought together I think. Getting bits together for one of his legendary xmas bashes at the flat he shared with Simpson.

He's about 40cm tall (Santa, not Simpson). Bought on christmas eve 2005 from Edinburgh Bargain Stores with the thinking that what the party really needed was a dancing santa. Guess what it is that we've never quite managed to get him to do....
He has never functioned. We just pull him out the xmas box and stick him on the mantle piece and laugh at the fact he can't dance.