OLD STRAT

This old (1965) ash plank is worth silly money. I've had to strip it twice & now CC's got it pretty much right - he's rightly proud of his "sunburst" varnish job.

It belongs to a fat-cat Parisian collector/ hoarder.

Let's face it - I hate stripping varnish - its a shitty job - plus I resent working for someone who can't play, but who squats on hundreds of gems like Smaug in the Hobbit...

Butter for my parsnips?