Razorbills

R1: Well, here we are back again at the Bullers of Buchan in the NE of Scotland
R2: Just why do we decide to stop on such a narrow ledge?
R1: Because all the other birds do!
R3: Why are there people walking about with binoculars and cameras?
R1: Perhaps they want to see us close up!
R2: Don’t fool yourself. You know perfectly well that they’re hoping to see our cousins.
R1: Those puffins! I think they look like clowns.
R3: Or parrots!
R2: I suppose we could paint our bills and put on some lipstick to make us more attractive!
R4: That’s it. I’m off!