Offski!

"Boris, remember that Brexit jape a couple of years ago?"

"Of course, Michael, what a hoot!!"

"And remember how we jumped ship and left all that mess?"

"How did we get away with it eh?"

"Well apparently the headmistress is jacking it all in .......  and here's the thing................ we're joint favourites to take over!"

"Really????.......................... bugger that.............I'm off!"