An Unexpected Lunch

This morning started with the usual argument about swimming. Miss E not wanting to go because she HATES it!!!! 
That's fine, we'll cancel it. 
BUT I HAVE TO GO OTHERWISE I WON'T SEE MISS A!!!!!!!!!!
Yes you will, we can go to the cafe as usual just without the swimming beforehand and all the wailing and batshit craziness!!!!!!
OMFG. You'd think we were suggesting she work 24 hours a day down the mine rather than suggesting we stop paying for lessons which she clearly doesn't want to do whilst still being happy to ferry her back and forth to see her friend on a Saturday. And pay for sausage baps, smoothies, crisps and brownies.
And all the crap they add to the trolley whilst off shopping on their own.
Sigh!!!!
They left the house eventually leaving me to enjoy the lack of wailing and shouting peace and quiet, mushrooms on toast, uninterrupted Masterchef and a bubble bath.
Miss A's dad suggested the Little Misses go back to theirs for a few hours playing with Miss A and Miss J. Whoop whoop!!!!
Mr K and I made the most of the freedom with trip to Stowe for mushroom soup, cappuccinos and a quick hike round the gardens. We know how to live!!!