"My Person Is Home!"

What Gertie wants you to think she's thinking:

"My favourite person is home! I'm so happy. I'm going to frolic on my back, in her lap and show her how much I love her".

What Gertie is really thinking:

"I'm going to frolic on my back in the lap of the first person I see and rub the flea killer they just put on the back of my neck off on them. Let's see how they like smelling of chemicals..."