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My Dear Princess & Dear Fellows,

Caro sent me this picture today. I thought it was very clever.

Today was Jasper's big photo shoot day. Apparently he did us proud and really turned on the charm, as he typically does with new people. He rolled and preened and chirruped and nudged. For the first hour. Then he got all bored and Naomi Campbell about it.

"He's got a good resting bitch face," commented the Photog Lady.

So Caro deployed the Chicken Treats and then he was all star quality again. We are told he will get at least two pages in the big book o' cats when it comes out. I wondered aloud if she was going to make him the centre-fold. And as it turns out, Photog Lady even got a glimpse of Punky!

"Ooh, he's so beautiful!" she said. And Punky panicked, "AIEEE!" he said and disappeared off under the duvet. Caro lifted the duvet and Photog Lady took some pictures anyway. Maybe he'll be in the book too.

My day was nowhere near as exciting. Although Caro did take the time to tell me that she had lunch with Miranda, our landlady, the other day and that Miranda thinks our flat is haunted. 

THANKS Caro. Thanks for that, the day before you're due to disappear off for a weekend in Papamoa and leave me alone. Not that I'm at all freaked out by this news. Ha ha ha. How silly. Perish the thought.

Captain Howdy? Is that you??

S.