Comedy Night

We went to see Jason Manford in Kirkwall.
I know it was all part of the act, but he appeared to feel sorry for us because we don't have an M&S store in Orkney.
Later, Jason asked a guy on the front row where he worked - the guy replied 'William Shearer's store'.  
Then Jason asked him what they sold there and the complete audience sang out in unison ... 'E v e r y t h i n g!'  

(Which is a lie because I don't think they actually sell knickers.)

Shearer's