"Its Art"!

Conversation with a photo critic...
Er, no it isn't, it's a Potatoe.
It's Art, it says so in the book... Think you can do better?
Yes, but its still a Potatoe.
It's Still Life!
No, its a still Potatoe
I'm talking to a cultural desert..
Potatoes don't grow in deserts...
But the chitting is coming on a treat :-)