Fancy Schmancy

OK.  So they bought me a new bed.  I don't know why.

I like my old bed best, it fits me better. 

So ... why on earth have they bought a new bed, and put it alongside my old bed? 

Wouldn't you think that they'd throw the old bed out?

It appears not.  I reckon something is going on. 

I don't know what it is.  But there's definitely something.