There is no time...

… quite like the Irish Times' time. 

When the urge seizes her, Mavis has no choice but to (almost adequately) park the Aygo and dive into her day's edition of the Irish Times. 

For a whole half hour she will be totally engrossed in today's news rather than do what she usually does best: drive the Aygo around Glasthule in second gear at 8,500 RPM, swaying wildly from left to right and only glancing sporadically at the other terrified road users or random useless items, like the one-way street signs for example. 

The Irish Times. Making the world safer. 
Only temporarily though...