"Did that go in?"

Every afternoon after school, Ottawacker Jr. dons his football gloves and a protective sparring helmet, and has some goalkeeper practice among the pot plants and sharp angles of our des res. He's fearless, and already better than Loris Karius. He may only be six, but he knows his angles and confidently watches shots cannon off the post (i.e. the plants) without moving.

"Don't need to dive if it's missing, do I Dad?"