An overview of our characters.

Niece: I love the Big Wheel, look mama, an ice rink, can we go?

Bossy sister: Oh, I can see Monsoon has a sale from here,
and where are we having lunch?

Me: (On my knees, holding on to the central pole-thing and weeping).
ARRRRGH!!!! GET ME DOWN YOU FUCKERS!!!
STOP THIS FUCKING THNG! (in front of the child too, bossy wasn't happy)
NOW! PLEEEAASE!! PROMISE I'LL BE GOOD!!!!! AARRRRRGGGHH!!!