The Den of Doom

or a Commuter's Endless Misery. 

A captivating tale of constant delays, promises made but never fulfilled, lust (for a seat on a crowded train), betrayal (on an almost daily basis), approximate timetables and misleading statistics, overinflated tickets to ride (if lucky, and not in a hurry), Dadaesque tannoy announcement to annoy you and truculent employees.

Elsewhere, slightly unhinged commuters look on the hysterical side of ecstatic on their annual rail card (thanks Paul for the photo...) 

Now at a station near you!