A Useless Pair

My Dear Princess Normal & Dear Fellows,

So here's the thing. I am supposed to be in Christchurch, typing this. 

You may remember, months ago, I was very pleased with myself because I had bought Caro tickets to see The Little River Band at Selwyn Sounds music festival near Christchurch. This was her Xmas present last year.

However. Caro has been sort of hinting around for the past few days...

"Um. I'm not sure I want to spend all day sitting in a paddock," she put it, very gently. I think she felt really bad about it. But the truth is, although she appreciated the thought, it's just not for her.

I couldn't really complain. Remember my headache on Tuesday last? Unfortunately that scuppered her Xmas present to me - tickets to see Eddie Izzard on the 26th. 

So we decided to give each other a pass and just enjoy a long weekend together instead. As you can see, the boys were ecstatic.

In other news, and following on from Greg Davies's magnificent poo story from the Graham Norton show, we watched his stand-up today on Netflix. Caro actually had trouble breathing at some points but be warned it IS really very VERY rude.

S.