I see You, Watching me...

Weird kind of week.   I have the auditors in and I am braced for a tirade of questions.  There have been questions, but  nothing that I haven't been able to explain or answer.   

Today I had a moment  where I had to revert to the death stare.  

I mastered the death stare when I was a student teacher.  My death stare could shut children down in 10 seconds.      

I am glad to say it still works. 


At lunchtime we had a wildlife incident. 

M told me to get my camera there was a half dead bird on the pavement roundd the corner.  Hmmft.  Not really what I wanted to hear. 

I asked for a BIG MAN to help me with it, because it had a Very long beak.   One of them refused on the grounds that "it was wrong to intervene in nature. 

One of them looked at me like "what?"

Finally I called on Muzzle B.   Muzzle came down grabbed the birdie, let me pet it, and then took it to a safe warm place.    We decided that it had crashed into the window and was stunned - there was a little blood at his beak, but I think he was okay. 

When he checked back it was gone - and there were no pile of feathers, so we like to think that he is rested and flying away to join his Snipe mates.