As The Old Rhyme Goes

I and at least 2 other Blippers used to work beside a bloke who had one of these Leatherman multi-tool things.  This was Way Back in the 90s on the Project That Went On Forever.  He was not one of our absolute favourite colleagues.  The fact that he had one of these things was just another thing that was annoying about him.

The thing is, these are actually useful and functional tools.  Unlike our ex-colleague who was just a tool.