Donkey vs. Unicorn

I was Skyping with a colleague wondering if my new job was the equivalent of being sent to the donkey sanctuary when I discovered that Skype has a very sad emoji of a donkey nodding it’s head. A few minutes later I discovered the galloping unicorn with its wind-blown rainbow mane. So what do I want to be? Nodding donkey in the field or a galloping unicorn with a handy horn to butt anyone who pisses them off. I’ve made my decision, but just in case I needed any further proof that I’d made the right choice Carmen came back from work with this for me....