tans and tatts

I recently showed off my embarrassing tan on my feet, which makes one of my tattoos look a bit weird.
Well...
My tigeress sleeve now has the same problem after I got a little too much sun whilst in Perth. By "a little", I mean "waaaaay too much".
My tigeress is none too happy with the uneven skin colours.
Guess I need to be irresponsible and sunbake in a singlet to sort that out a bit.