On The Eleventh Day of Dialysis My Doctor Gave To

On the Eleventh day of dialysis my doctor gave to me,
Eleven books to read,
Ten pills a popping,
Nine hours of Big D remaining,
Eight slices of toast,
Seven angelic nurses,
Six effervescent tablets,
Five day course of drugs,
Four digestive biscuits,
Three Kidneys cleaning,
Two feckin big needles,
And a super vein pumping blood.

Big D Session no: 153.  1 to go


Transplant day is tomorrow! Eeeeekkkkkkk.


A busy day, dialysis, blood tests and being seen by various medical professionals.


A husband and wife came in yesterday, the husband was donating his kidney to his wife.  The op was today, they're both back on the ward, and the transplanted kidney is already producing plenty of urine to show it's working.