That's a habanero, little lady

A former roommate of mine had a funny story about a clueless girl he was training in the produce department of the grocery store where we both worked. She asked what kind of pepper this customer was holding, and his response, meant to be funny, was 'well, that's a habanero, little lady' and this girl walked out and told the customer it was called a habanero little lady pepper.

We died laughing for weeks at that story.