Fat Ass

As one wag pointed out, it's not that the 'car' is too big, but rather that the parking space is too small. And apparently it's something of a regular obstruction to the footpath - easy for my to skip round, not such a nice manoeuvre for someone elderly, or with a buggy, or in a wheelchair.

But hey, he gets to park his fat ass car blocking the way for everyone else because he damned well paid for it, to hell with everyone else.

Tonight I have tried to save the tablet that didn't quite work last night; hoovered; cleaned the kitchen; put salt out on the drive and path; watched Masterchef; set up an Etsy shop; and listed stuff on Facebook (while glossing over the interminable awfulness that is the current season for Newcastle United). Bit more tidying and listing to do before I can hit the sack!