Wire in the Cistern

... new Cumbrian Crime Thiller. Welcome to my toilet. Its a significant day in our lives together - we have plunged (sorry) the depths over recent weeks and become close ... I have been gazing into her/his insides with trepidation. Had the 'no, you can't get those anymore, love', and 'you need a new thermodynamically balanced, moderated, integrated ambient fluid assessment, adjustment regulator .. or a new toilet, perhaps a new bathroom.' Anyway still lots of unanswered questions, including, when did ballcocks become cistern floats ..? Anyway, wire and superglue and my money back from the builders supply seem to have done the trick and I will putting the lid on our adventures ... for now, flushed (sorry) with tentative success. Not the most glamorous way to celebrate my 10th blip but .... its the little things ....