What I have learnt today.....

....to sleep (almost) through the night.
To Sit.
To wait patently in my pen without crying while my Mummy has a shower.
That open dishwasher doors hurt.
To run to my bed for safety.
Dog biscuits are tastier than dog food.
To wear a collar then a lead.
That pubs are good fun.
That if you fall asleep, your mummy trims your eye hair!