Kryten convention

As seen in my dentist’s waiting room today. Surreal doesn’t do it justice. But then mannequins - even those without limbs and hair and other features - are creepy, like ventriloquist’s dummies and clowns. Even as we laugh we are uncertain and keep a respectful distance.

I got a clean bill of health. The hygienist did her usual Helga’s House Of Pain thing - its why they go into the business in the first place - but even she begrudgingly admitted that my cakehole was in good shape.

Better today on most fronts, and so looking forward to having TSM home tomorrow. Have a clean house and clean sheets and the prospect of a day out in London together on Monday. And these guys are definitely not coming with ...