Aaaah, My Precious...

First thing in the morning, I drag myself from my dark cave of a bedroom, scuttle to the kitchen like Gollum and open the cupboard above the kettle. The most beautiful sight greets my bleary eyes.

A mosaic of coffee capsules for the coffee machine. Choose your poison. Handily, the decaf capsules are all coloured red, for "Stop! No! You need caffeine!"

The delicious brew pours into my cup and hallelujah! Wakefulness sweeps through me.

I really love coffee.