In a roundabout way

A kid's itinerary from A (the Dart station) to B (school) is more than likely to use a multitude of way points such as:
A1: The High Curb challenge. Mimi currently has 17 lives. She is likely to reach the boss level next Tuesday. Don't ask me...
A2: The bush with the berries (seasonal way point)
A3: The Dog Poo slalom challenge
A4: The shop with the blueberries
A5: Magpie lane
A6: The dead leaves heap hip hip hurray
A7: Tap and Tip the tap dancing seagulls
A8: The Roundabout of Doom

And although they seem to be immune to the Monday blues, they appear to have already mastered some rudimentary Friday-silly-moves. I've got good hope that they'll have graduated to photocopying-their-arse-on-the-photocopier-at-5pm-on-Friday once they have been sentenced to lengthy spell in Officeland in adulthood.

Weekend competition:
Find the odd one out
First prize: a guided tour of Ballybough in an armoured vehicle
Competition hotline: 1560 88 88 88
Call cost: EUR4.50/minute.
Typical call should not last longer than 7 days.

Those who are not easily offended by large nasal appendages dipping into a creamy head can risk viewing yesterday's Big Nose Club Christmas Extravaganza.