Oh hello, do you like my winter hat?

You buy a book shelf. It looks deceptively easy to build up, but you know better than to believe that. After a week or so of ignoring it, you pass the responsibility of putting it up to your grumbling other half. When it's up, you finally unpack these four boxes of books that were sitting in various corners in the last three flats. And then, inevitably, fluffy creatures move in to live on the bookshelf as well...