The Famous Bo'ness Strawberry.

A monument to all those who perished in the 'Loganberry Troubles' in the early 1900s. Filled with so much helium it has to be tethered to the centre of the earth by a stout chain and encased in so much iron it requires such sturdy supports.

Council money well spent I cry. Who needs bins emptied anyway? (answers on recyclable paper only)