Lost in Alloa

Alloa: A town in Clackmannanshire, population 20,730
Alloa Athletic FC: Nickname;; "The Wasps"
Number of players on the pitch: 11
Greenock: A town in Inverclyde, population 44,248
Greenock Morton FC: Nickname; "The Ton"
Number of players on the pitch: None that I could see.

You'd think that I'd have learned my lesson by this time and just stayed at home.