A few words of comfort

I know that the citizens of our Nation are seriously worried that essential supplies will rapidly run out following Brexit. Fear not, we are this very moment dredging the 18th Century harbour at Newburgh on Ythan and a veritable armada of ferries is gathering out in the North Sea. Supplies of oat-meal, neeps, tatties and Haggis will get through!

Oh dear, there goes my New Year Resolution to not even think about Brexit!