Drink more beer

Out for beers after work, spotted this on the barmaids back. Not like I need any encouragement to drink more ale ;)

Went for a takeaway pizza after beers (11pm) and some junky f**kwit took my can of diet coke. Grabbed it back from him and he started argument then after heading outside with his junky girlfriend he came back in and challenged the 6 foot 4 18 (ahem) stone plus Dundonian that is I to a fight. Oh how I laughed in his face at that, took the coke can in my hand and proceeded to tell him to sex&travel otherwise the can was going to rattle his one and only brain cell....f**kwit. Funny how after all his bravado and threats he was nowhere to be seen when I came out. f**kwit!

Planko