Bacon, two eggs, fried bread, no mushrooms

I decamped into bedroom two in the night because my legs were twitchy and red-hot.  Fortunately I soon drifted off, heard JJ lock the front door as he headed off to golf first thing, and eventually woke around 9 a.m.

I confess I've been dreadfully lazy, although I did empty all the bins ready for tomorrow's collection.  I also rang two charities to see if they could collect our old dining table and chairs, but neither answered, so I'll have to try again later.

Madam thought she could amuse me, which of course she did, peering in through the dining room window, and I imagined her putting in her order for breakfast.