Square sausage

Those of you who are my friends on FB have already seen this photo. But hey ho, I've been soooooo naughty today; it has to be posted twice. Ann's words, not mine!



Let me explain................................ Ann documents her whole life on FB, so about a month ago she posted a photo of a very tasty breakfast she was eating. Square sausage featured in the photo (it's a Scottish thing) so her friend, Richard, said, 'Please bring me some square sausage when you come back to St Ives'.



Two packs of square sausage were duly bought in Waitrose last Saturday. We are very posh!  Each pack contained 4 square sausages. Ann said, ' Molly, Richard has a wife & 2 children so if we give him 2 packs of square sausage that is 2 square sausages each.'



To be honest, a lot of the time when my very lovely owner, Ann, is wittering on about stuff I don't listen. Suffice to say, we bought the square sausage in Waitrose because we are posh and then when we got to Sue's house (Ann's sister) for Christmas, the square sausage went into the freezer because the sale buy dates on Waitrose stuff before Christmas were appalling. Today we took the square sausage out of the freezer so that it could thaw out on our journey from Derbyshire to Cornwall.



Long story short.......................... This is getting a bit boring now. When we arrived back at our home in St Ives, a neighbour immediately accosted Ann and made her go round the back of the building to look at guttering. #WeknowhowtoliveinStIves…..................But guess what? The bag that had the square sausage in, was already in the house. ...............And I got shut in the house. ..................And I was hungry.



…...........................And the rest is history....................................



PS – Ann has delivered one pack of square sausage to Richard.



PPS – I have sicked up about half a pack of square sausage. Ann is waiting for me to sick up the rest!



PPPS – Ann has opened a bottle of wine!


PPPPS - One bottle of wine isn't enough???