Unruly

I’m in the literal doghouse today.

Something got into me so that I felt the need to escape my garden confines much to the terror of my owner. As I stood in the middle of the road barking, the neighbours and my owner shouted at me to come back. Oh it was a laugh!

Then on my afternoon walk, I almost stole a ball from another dog, I barked and pounced at a puppy, I chased a Christmas drone and generally terrorised every creature I came across.

I’m now sleeping.